Our fare structure is very simple – for passengers or cargo. Unlike other airlines, we don’t vary fares based on the time of day or the wind direction. We don’t have regularly scheduled flights. We are your airline. We fly where we are needed most.
Our passenger rates are per-mile, based on the category of cabin you booked on your cruise. Also, we are pirates, so we’ll be takin’ those jewels, Madam.
- Inside Cabin: $1.50 per mile to your next destination
- Outside Cabin: $2 per mile
- Balcony: $3 per mile
- Suite: $5 per mile
All fares have a $750 minimum charge. An additional charge (at the Captain’s discretion) may be added for bitchy passengers. Tea, Coffee and Water are included for Balcony and Suite passengers only. Soda additional. No refills. We do not serve alcohol on our flights, since our passengers are usually loaded already.
Forgot your passport? Spouse really annoying? Passed out? Ask about our per-pound rates to ship you to your cruise’s next port of call as cargo. (Air holes available for a slight additional charge.)